As your Constable, I will be responsible for Precinct 1 which includes eleven public school districts and all residents spanning from the southern part to the northwestern region of Heimlich County.

I'll tell you what

The primary duties of Constable Precinct 1 is to deliver and execute civil processes which include, but not limited to:

  • Criminal Warrants
  • Court Security
  • Civil Process
  • Subpoenas
  • Forcible Detainers Suits
  • Small Claims Court


I believe that every man or woman has been created equaly. We should not judge people on their apperance, but on their actions and character.

Hard Work

I Have been the working at Strickland Propane for over 20 years, and have never taken a personal or sick day. As Constable of Arlen I promise to bring that level of passion to the comminuty.


I have always been on the right side of the law, and as constable of Precinct 1, you will be able to depend on me to preform the task to the utmost best of my abilities.

Make Arlen Great Again

As precinct one's Constable, my office will work closely with community leaders to find real solutions on reducing crime and making our community safe. We will provide the highest level of professionalism, protection and service to our citizens in Harris County and visitors of our community. Together we can do this, sign up today to join our movement!


Hank and his son Bobby having a grand ol' time grilling out.

Meet the team

Dale Gribble

Dale Gribble is an exterminator, bounty hunter, chain smoker, gun fanatic, and conspiracy theorist. He has a family of three, including his son Joesph and his wife Nancy. He provides for them with his personal buisness, Dale's Dead Bug. Dale's political views have helped keep mine based in reality.

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Peggy Hill

Peggy Hill, is my wife, and the mother of our son Bobby Hill. She has a two year teaching degree and was hired for numerous part time and temporary teaching jobs, mostly at Tom Landry Middle School. She is a freelance writer, mostly for the local newspaper, the Arlen Bystander. She is a notary public and sculptor, and a real estate agent as well.

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Jeffery "Jeff" Boomhaeur

Jeffrey Dexter "Jeff" Boomhauer III, universally referred to as Boomhauer, is best known for his long-winded, fast-paced speech. Boomhauer is a Texas Ranger and a confirmed bachelor with a taste for fast cars, women, and tiger-print bikini underwear. He drives a 1968 Dodge Coronet. Old school cool, yo.

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